Your Girlfriend Was Amazing

Chapter 82: Can We Do It... Here...?

Can We Do It… Here…?

———————————The story will progress since [Yi Mongryong] has passed the state examination.

[Byeon Satto] inherits [Seong Chunhyang]'s feelings toward the [Pimp] as a special reward.

No need to rack your brains any longer for training anymore; it's truly fortunate!

The confrontation between [Yi Mongryong] and [Byeon Satto] is deemed perfectly balanced, with a ratio of 6:4, so we will proceed as is.

According to the laws of the classic masterpiece The Tale of Chunhyang gate, [Byeon Satto] will start as a government official.

It is judged that [Byeon Satto] knows the contents of The Tale of Chunhyang based on the role player's knowledge assessment.

So, we will proceed with the story without further instructions.

Do you agree? YES / Yes———————————

The story will progress, but there's a part I don't understand. The "Balance is 6:4" really irked me as I was training happily.

Am I the 4? And Kim Minsoo is the 6? Unless there's an error in the analysis results, it's a result that's hard to swallow.

I'm supposed to have absolute superiority over virgins thanks to the effects of Alpha Male. And I'm the 4?

All Minsoo did was take the exam over six thousand times. Could there be some secret to exam success that I'm unaware of? Or maybe I underestimated him too much. Perhaps repeatedly knocking him down dulled my intuition.

Kim Minsoo is still the protagonist of this novel. A protagonist typically overcomes adversity, grows, and ultimately achieves everything. If Kim Minsoo has become stronger through this hurdle, it's a perfectly feasible development. After all, the reason this gate was introduced was for that purpose.Nôv(el)B\\jnn

I pressed the ‘Yes' button because I thought I would have to see it for myself. Not like I had a choice.

———————————The location changes to government office.

[Since Yi Mongryong is already in the town, Seong Chunhyang will arrive at the government office shortly.

As per the flow of the story, make Chunhyang your attendant and oppress her, then confine her to prison!

Then defeat Yi Mongryong and achieve the hidden ending of the classic masterpiece [The Tale of Chunhyang]!

Since the clear conditions have been met, the ending condition for sharing rewards is revealed.

Ending condition for the corrupt official, Byeon Satto: Win against the secret royal inspector, Yi Mongryong (0/1).

The match is scheduled to take place on Byeon Satto's birthday.

If the ending condition is not met, you will not receive anything, and only the gate will be cleared.

We hope you do your best.———————————

Hah, as if! I couldn't help but snicker the moment that message window popped up.

No reward at all? Seriously?

I busted my butt meeting those clear conditions, only to realize it might all be a waste of time.

On the one hand, I'm worried that maybe Kim Minsoo didn't achieve his clear conditions?

Here I am, thinking I've got Chunhyang in my pocket and crushed her true love story. Meanwhile, all Minsoo did was ace Yi Mongryong's stupid state exam, just like the script demanded.

Maybe this gate was rigged from the start, like some twisted survival game where only one gets out alive.

No, there's no need to lose sleep over Minsoo.

After all, a character hailed as the ultimate protagonist surely won't be trapped in this gate forever. They say you don't sweat the small stuff, and who's smaller than the protagonist?

Honestly, if I were the one stuck, that chunky author would probably throw a party, clapping his feet together like a fool.

"Sir, are you alright?"

"Hmm?"

Lost in a whirlwind of thoughts, I hadn't even realized I was now in the government office.

The scene unfolding before me resembled something straight out of a clichéd historical drama. A single chair sat pompously in front of a vast dirt yard, and there I sat, arrogantly occupying it.

I unintentionally had become a typical corrupt official, ignoring the people's wails and lost in my own thoughts. Regardless of the process, the bottom line was that I was embodying the essence of Byeon Satto, so it wasn't all bad.

"Alright, then, who's the prettiest courtesan in this town? It's only been a short while since I took office, but I already feel too burdened to lift a finger. My birthday's coming up soon, so might as well take a gander at these courtesans' faces."

"Flower Butterfly is the most renowned courtesan house in town. Among their ranks, Seong Chunhyang stands out as the most remarkable."

"Is that so? Then I must see her for myself. Bring her here at once."

After some scripted banter with the servant, he finally spat out the lines crucial to the story's progress.

"Sir, Chunhyang is already promised to marry the previous magistrate's son, Yi Mongryong, and she awaits him with a devoted heart."

"Haha, are you telling me a nobleman, under the watchful eye of strict parents, is ready to snatch a courtesan away before official betrothal? Hurry up and bring her here."

"But…!"

"Are you afraid a courtesan, supposedly promised to a nobleman, would fear being taken by a magistrate? Then I'll just have to become someone even scarier to you."

"No, sir, that's not—"

Thwack—

Initially, the phrase "allows perfect utilization of one's physique" from my new skill didn't click. But after repeated training in the white space, I finally got it.

My body moves exactly as I intend.

From controlling my strength to executing movements straight out of a comic book, everything was within reach. It's like Baek Taeyang's combat sense and adaptability just bubbled to the surface.

I instinctively found the best route and moved my body in the most efficient manner.

Thwack—

Before the servant could even muster an apology, he received a fist to the face and was plastered against the wall.

Once someone has rebelled, they can't be kept around forever, for there's no fixing them.

Well, I'm just playing the corrupt official for now.

I spat on the ground for good measure and scanned the surroundings.

Noblemen spit, right?

"I'll… I'll get on it right away, sir!"

"Ah, good, get to it."

The servant's obedient demeanor kicked in and left. The others froze, unable to even roll their eyes properly, and I felt a twinge of pity.

But that's that. The important thing is to perform the role of Byeon Satto properly.

"So, how long until Chunhyang, the high-class courtesan, graces me with her presence?"

"Um, the courtesan house is a bit of a distance from here, so it might take some time."

"Is that so?"

"Yes, sir. Um, please don't get too upset…"

"What? Upset? Do I strike you as someone who'd get worked up over something so trivial? Haha… You really don't understand people, do you?"

"I-I made a mistake—"

Thwack—

Another slip of the tongue, another punch. Maybe he hadn't realized you should always stay focused when speaking to a superior.

Thwack—

Turning to the other servant beside me, I continued speaking, "What do you think?"

"It looks like the guy who dashed off is the town's errand boy, so he'll likely return soon."

"That's very satisfying."

"Hehe, thank you. From what I see, sir, you're definitely not someone who'd get upset over trivial matters, but I can't believe that guy had the nerve to—"

It was a serene moment, devoid of any tension. As I indulged in a bit of banter, it was evident that this one was eager to curry favor. But he slipped up.

"Who do you think you are to pontificate about my character?"

"Oh… umm…! No, sir… that wasn't my intention…!"

Thwack—

Thwack—

A total of three servants ended up slammed against the wall side by side. I intended to fool around until Chunhyang arrived.

At this rate, they'll all end up pinned to the wall.

Byeon Satto reigns supreme in this town, towering over the [Pimp] in terms of power and influence, a natural consequence of the class disparities. And since we find ourselves in a rural setting, the notions of hierarchy and power play are deeply rooted.

"Sir! Chunhyang has arrived! Sir! Chunhyang has arrived!"

"Right, it's an important matter, so you said it twice. Well done."

"Hehe…"

The eager lackey, acting on his own initiative, brought Chunhyang, and the door swung open wide. It didn't need to be so dramatic, but it was the result of acting swiftly before getting a thrashing.

Now everything's in place. Just need to order her to be my attendant and wait for her refusal.

I never thought I'd actually have to say the line.

Just as I was about to recite Byeon Satto's famous line for a swift ending, Chunhyang spoke first. Her radiant smile was blinding, making it hard to believe she was dragged here against her will.

"My lord! I missed you so much… I've been locked up in the room and couldn't even move a muscle, only thinking about you all this time…"

Is this meant to be touching?

I was momentarily speechless. While the servants looked bewildered, I maintained my cool.

It's inconsequential.

Since such variables were easily manipulated, I repeated the line, "Chunhyang, listen to my orders. Become my personal attendant."

As soon as she heard me, Chunhyang's expression shifted dramatically. Her sunny demeanor instantly darkened as she bowed deeply.

Is this going according to the original?

I guess she has to refuse formally, even if just for appearances before Yi Mongryong shows up.

Just as I was about to smoothly sail towards an ending, her single word froze the entire room.

"Um, can we do it… here…?"

"…"

Bitch, can't you stick to the damn original storyline?

Just say no, dammit.