The Two Hundred and Eighty Pound Fat Girl and Her Five Husbands

Chapter 82

After speaking, Xiao Taohua looked up at Ji Fantian and several others standing in front of the house.

"Everyone, help me out and cry out for me."

"It would be my greatest pleasure." Ji Fantian's mouth curved up slightly as he chuckled and said.

"Bow to Heaven and Earth!" Ji Fantian said powerfully.

Before Lin Zaozao could react, her head was pushed down to the ground by Xiao Taohua, coming into an intimate contact with Mother Earth.

"Damn, Xiao Taohua, do you want to die? You actually forced me down to bow to Heaven and Earth!"

"Bow to the High Hall!" Murong Hai shouted loudly.

"There is no High Hall. Let's not bow anymore. Or else..."

Before Lin Zaozao could finish speaking, Xiao Taohua pulled her body sideways and knocked her head straight down towards another direction.

The moment her head collided with the ground, Lin Zaozao wanted to curse. Damn, she was being forced into this marriage!

"The couple bows to each other!" Gu Shan said coldly.

As soon as Gu Shan finished speaking, Xiao Taohua stood opposite Lin Zaozao and knelt down, knocking her head straight onto the ground.

This time, Lin Zaozao did not have Xiao Taohua pressing down on her. She placed her hands on the ground, preparing to slip away.

Damn, with her bowing like this, it made her seem like an oppressed woman from ancient times.

But just as Lin Zaozao tried to stand up, a bamboo staff suddenly pressed down on her shoulder, forcing her back onto her knees.

Lin Zaozao looked back and saw Uncle Zhang standing beside her, smiling "kindly" at her before

In the next second, Lin Zaozao's head was pressed onto the ground by Uncle Zhang's bamboo staff, coming into an intimate 360-degree contact with Mother Earth.

As the dumbfounded Lin Zaozao lay prone on the ground, questioning her life choices, Uncle Zhang's sentence of "The rite is completed" made her finally react.

Damn, in just a few short minutes, she had taken another husband. Most importantly, she didn't even know the real name of this current husband of hers!

And damn it all, she just got forced to bow at an altar by others!

By the time Lin Zaozao was pulled to her feet by someone, she glared at the grinning Xiao Taohua before turning to look at Uncle Zhang in bewilderment and asked,

"Uncle Zhang, why did you have to make trouble just now? We were bowing at the altar. This is not child's play! Since I married him, I would have to be responsible for him!"

"Zaozao, if you don't want to be responsible for me, I can be responsible for you instead." Xiao Taohua said with a smile.

"Bullshit! Xiao Taohua, don't you know that forcing the ox's head down to drink is not the proper thing to do? I'm not willing to bow at the altar with you!"

"But Zaozao, I've already pressed your stubborn ox head down and bowed at the altar with you. We've completed the rite already, haven't we?

I don't care if you're willing or not. Anyway, I'm pretty willing and happy now."

"You..."

Seeing Xiao Taohua's smug look, Lin Zaozao also knew that anything else she said would be useless.

She turned her head and looked at Uncle Zhang, who was smoking his pipe, and said helplessly.

"Uncle Zhang, we really bowed at the altar! With your interference, I..."

"Girl, I know you were bowing at the altar. That's why I specially prepared a big gift for you."

"Big gift? What big gift?"

Lin Zaozao looked puzzlingly at the empty-handed Uncle Zhang and asked.

"Look! Dashan is the big gift uncle has prepared for you."

After speaking, Uncle Zhang pushed Dashan, who was standing behind him, forward and pointed at Dashan as he said to Lin Zaozao.

"Girl, now that Xiao Taohua has become your husband, it would be inappropriate for him to continue being your cook.

From now on, Dashan will be your free cook, as well as your bodyguard. What do you think?"

Upon hearing Uncle Zhang's words, Lin Zaozao stared blankly at the grinning foolishly Dashan.

Could this Dashan be an idiot? Since Uncle Zhang had given him away for free to her family, why was he still laughing so happily?

"Uncle Zhang, Dashan is a person, not an object. Could he agree to you giving him away to my family? Please don't joke around like this, Uncle Zhang!" Lin Zaozao said weakly.

What on earth was happening today!

In all her life, she had never heard of a live cook-cum-bodyguard given as a wedding gift.

"Miss, I'm willing. I'm willing to be the young mistress' cook." Dashan said before Lin Zaozao could finish her retort.

"Even in Lan City, my cooking skills are first-class. As for martial arts, you just need to look at my muscles to know that my martial arts skills are great too." Dashan continued as he pulled up his sleeve, showing off his muscular arms to Lin Zaozao.

Looking at Dashan's bulging arm muscles, then raising her head to look at his honest grin, Lin Zaozao was certain that this Dashan was an idiot.

With Dashan's huge frame, Lin Zaozao couldn't help but retort inwardly, was this legendary case of "growing tall but not wise"?

He was touting himself to her, as if selling himself off!

"Dashan, you've been given away to me by Uncle Zhang for free. From now on, you'll lose your personal freedom."

"I know."

"When you arrive at my home, I won't pay you a salary."

"That's fine, I have money."

"And I won't be providing meals!"

"Then I'll have time to go hunting in the mountains. My hunting skills are especially good. Not only can I fill my own stomach, I can add some wild game to your meals from time to time too."

"I..."

Facing Dashan's honest face, Lin Zaozao really couldn't bear to say those three words "I'm lustful".

Damn! Was this Dashan impenetrable to coaxing? What benefits were there for him by staying with her!

Just as Lin Zaozao was at a loss over how to convince him, Uncle Zhang tapped his emptied tobacco pipe on the ground, flicking away the ashes cleanly before looking at the husband in Lin Zaozao's yard and said,

"A plague has arrived, and it's chaotic out there too. We'll each make our farewells after the plague passes. "

After speaking, Uncle Zhang didn't bother about the questioning looks from Ji Fantian and the rest, but turned to look at Dashan and said,

"Dashan, guard this girl with your life for me."

"Uncle, I understand."

"Good. Uncle trusts you."

Uncle Zhang then nodded at the somewhat bewildered looking Lin Zaozao after finishing his sentence. It seemed like he wanted to say something more but swallowed it back down in the end.

He walked to Lin Zaozao and reached out a weathered hand to stroke her messy hair gently, saying warmly,

"Girl, uncle has something to do and needs to make a long trip away. Take good care of yourself. Remember, no matter what happens, get Dashan's help to settle it.

If danger arises, you just take care of running away yourself first. Don't bother about other people's life and death. Because in uncle's eyes, your life is the most precious."

"Uncle Zhang, there's currently a plague going on outside. It's dangerous for you to go out now. No matter what business you have, you'll still have to wait till the plague retreats before going out!"

"It's alright, girl. A mere plague can't take my life."

After speaking, Uncle Zhang nodded once more at Dashan standing by Lin Zaozao's side before walking out of the yard.

Under Lin Zaozao's dumbfounded gaze, in the blink of an eye, Uncle Zhang had disappeared from her sight.

"Dashan, Unc, Uncle Zhang, he..."

"Young miss, awesome isn't it! Uncle is awesome!"

"Awesome, Uncle Zhang really is, is a master beyond this world!"

Damn! That wasn't just awesome! That was practically god-like!

In the mere blink of an eye, not even Uncle Zhang's shadow could be seen anymore. What else could that be called if not a god!

"Dashan, do you really have to follow me?"

"Unless I'm dead, otherwise I will only follow you my whole life."

Seeing Dashan's expression turn serious in an instant, Lin Zaozao also knew it was useless to say anything more.

"Dashan, are your martial arts powerful?"

"I was brought up by uncle. How could my martial arts not be powerful?"

"Is that so? Then Dashan, is your cooking really that good?"

"Mm! I've learnt cooking for more than 10 years. It's really very good."

"Alright. With your word, I can put my heart at ease." After speaking, Lin Zaozao pointed at the pig head and trotters on the dining table.

"Then I'll leave that pig head and trotters to you, Dashan."

"No problem. Go busy yourself, young miss!"

As Lin Zaozao watched Dashan's back view, she still somewhat stubbornly asked,

"Dashan, can you change how you address me? That 'little fatty' sounds really bad!"

"Young miss!"

Dashan suddenly turned back and knelt straight on the ground. He kowtowed loudly three times at Lin Zaozao.

"Aiya, enough!"

Lin Zaozao quickly walked up to Dashan and forcefully pulled him up.

"It's just a name change, don't take it so seriously! From now on, don't kowtow to me anymore, okay? I'm not that virtuous, but I don't have the habit of having people kowtow to me either!"

"Hehehe... Young master, I'm happy to kowtow to you." Dashan stood up and said foolishly.

"Dashan, don't call me young master, just call me Zaozao."

"No problem, young master."

Lin Zaozao: "..."

Sighing slightly, Lin Zaozao waved Dashan away, signaling him to hurry up and cook. Then she walked over to Xiao Taohua, who had been standing to the side.

"Xiao Taohua, come with me to the room!"

After saying that, Lin Zaozao grabbed Xiao Taohua by the collar and forcibly dragged him by his clothes toward her room.

Upon entering the room, Lin Zaozao looked at the somewhat awkward Xiao Taohua standing in front of her and asked puzzledly.

"Xiao Taohua, did you marry me just because of your injuries? If it's only because of your injuries, I'll make it clear to you right now, Xiao Taohua.

Even if you didn't marry me, given our acquaintance, I would still try my best to save you."

"Zaozao, that was originally why, but not just now. I genuinely wanted to marry you just now."

"What did you see in me?" Lin Zaozao asked puzzledly.

"I don't know. At first I only felt you were interesting and fun. But just now, my mind went blank and I wanted to be with you forever. Even if we live an ordinary life in the future, I'd be happy."

Glancing at Xiao Taohua's unbelievable beautiful face, Lin Zaozao sincerely felt it was a pity for him.

What a waste of such a flower-like face. It's a shame his eyes are really blind!

With her being such a fatso, whose behavior is truly outrageous at times, and most importantly, she herself is also lustful. What could he have seen in her? What he saw definitely wouldn't be her obese body!

Could it be that, according to the transmigration rules, after she transmigrated to this different world, she got the script of a female lead, and would go down the route of being loved by everyone?

Lin Zaozao looked down at her belly, which looked like she was ten months pregnant. She had really never seen a female lead who could be as round as a ball like her.