The Chronicles of the Immortal God

Chapter 55: Great Escape

Let’s turn back the time by 2 hours.

Inside Wang Hao’s quarters, there was a tied up man who was struggling with his bonds, as he was being tied up more. That poor man was Boner, and Wang Hao was tightening his security measures on him.

“In you go!” Wang Hao then lifted the bound Boner and threw him on his space pocket. The removal of one petal made it possible for his space pocket to store living beings! This will then now allow Wang Hao to kidnap unconscious people easier than before!

The reason why Wang Hao bound Boner tightly was to make sure that he will not mess up his properties inside the space pocket.

Once he was done storing Boner, Wang Hao waved his hands, and all of his belongings were swept inside his space pocket. He kept some outside to be brought by him manually.

“Ok, then here we go!” Wang Hao knew that with his memories tightly repressed, he had no way of knowing on what he really did in the past to warrant him to be sealed like this. But when Xiao Ya talked to him, Wang Hao realized that he must do something to improve his attitude.

Upon ruminating deeply, Wang Hao decided to apply for a sect mission. From what he knew, doing sect missions can give him contribution points and it will also allow him to gain some experience as a cultivator.

But of course, he had one more important reason hidden deeply in his heart.

“Hehehe, if I choose a mission that involves saving some beautiful damsels, I could score a night with her!” Wang Hao has to stop himself from salivating as he was already near the Outer Disciple Mission Hall.

Once he went inside, he observed the interior.

The inside of the Mission Hall seems to be a simple one. Its walls were plain white, and the floors were just slabs of wood pieced together. On one side of the wall, there was a bulletin board. There were numerous papers stuck in the bulletin board.

“This must be the Mission Collection.” Upon seeing this, Wang Hao approached the bulletin, trying to find an appropriate mission for him. But once he arrived, he let out a cramped smile.

He clearly cannot read the letters!

It was then that Wang Hao realized that the language used for cultivation is quite different for the one used in business transactions. All the words written on cultivation techniques and mantras were from a language that is fitted for this purpose.

But for documents or papers that are not actually related to cultivation, the mainland language is enough!

Wang Hao cursed himself for being stupid right now. However, he cannot just go back empty handed. Else, all the practitioners watching him will start jeering at him. So he just observed the mission papers closely, trying to find a pattern.

From what Wang Hao can see, each mission paper have the same format.

-The mission title

-The details of the mission

-Some numbers, might be the reward money

-5 stars, with some shaded, other unshaded

“Maybe the number of the stars is the rating of difficulty. Aha! 1 shaded star must be the easiest, while the 5 shaded stars will be the hardest!”

Wang Hao then wasted no time as he chose one paper with one shaded star on it. He went to the counter as he showed the paper to the receptionist. Upon receiving the paper, the receptionist’s smile faltered a little.

“Are you sure about taking this mission sir?”

“Haha of course! This is an easy mission for me, after all!”

Upon hearing this, the receptionist let out a sneer.

“In that case, get this jade slip. Once you have received the complete mission details inside it, you are considered to have accepted the mission. If you try to refuse it after knowing the full details, punishment awaits you!”

She then gave Wang Hao the so-called jade slip.

“Let’s see...” Upon receiving the jade slip, Wang Hao immediately used qi to activate. Suddenly, he heard a voice in his mind.

“A Fourth Stage Dragon has been wreaking havoc on my Kingdom now for years. We need your help! To those who choose to accept the mission, I will make sure to give you generous rewards! So if you decided to come, just come seek the Solstice Kingdom of the Tian Ji Empire!”

Mission Survival Rate: 1 star

Wang Hao froze as he analyzed the message.

Fourth Stage Dragon....

1 star survival rate....

“What the heck! A Fourth Stage Dragon! I can survive its attacks, but how am I going to fight it?” Wang Hao cursed deeply in his heart. It was then that he realized that the shaded stars did not signify difficulty but rather, the predicted survival rate! 5 stars has the best survival rate while 1 star has the least. Heck, there could be even some 0 star missions out there.

“Now that I received this mission, I have no choice but to finish it!” Wang Hao then mused to himself. “This is just an outer disciple mission, but why does it need to deal with a freaking Fourth Stage Dragon? Hmmm... this matter might be deeper than I thought.”

Wang Hao then let out a confident smile as he faced the receptionist.

“Just a Fourth Stage Dragon? Hahaha! This is a piece of cake for me!”

“Che!” The receptionist replied without hiding her disdain. “So when are you going to start the mission, Sir?”

“I am planning to start now, as I am also about to leave.” Wang Hao then left the hall with his back straight. He made it look like he was a hero heading into his final battle.

“Heh, he is just all talk. Will he be the 100th corpse that Kingdom will send back?” The receptionist just looked towards the departing Wang Hao with pity on her eyes. “I wish not, for he seems a nice guy...”

......

As Wang Hao left the mission hall, he suddenly felt a pair of eyes observing him. Upon closer inspection, he realized that the observer has the attribute of shadow essence, mirth filled Wang Hao’s eyes as he whispered

“If you do not come within 5 seconds Yao’er, Uncle Wang Hao will spank you really hard!”

“Ah!” Wang Hao heard some sounds of rustling as Wang Hao saw the cute and adorable Yao’er appearing in front of him.

She was now wearing a frilly black skirt that only reached the top of her knees. Her top seems to be a black blouse laced with some black ribbons. Her hair was tied into twintails. She also held a dagger in each of her hands. All in all, her clothes just exemplified her cuteness.

Wang Hao sighed, clearly remembering the voluptuous body of the original Yao’er. He could not help as he compared her full, tight ass against Yao’er’s tiny bottom.

“Your master must have sent you here to spy on me huh?”

“Un! Master wants to know your condition!”

Upon hearing this from Yao’er, Wang Hao could not help but feel happy. It seems like even after all that happened, Fang Lin was not entirely angry at him. If he did not screw up, Fang Lin could be his companion right now.

Wait, companion?

Of course Wang Hao already treated Boner as someone who will join him in the mission. He already gave all the evidences he can to testify against Fatty Zhou. Now, Fatty Zhou can go rot on his prison.

Or will he?

Wang Hao then realized that instead of letting Fatty Zhou be in prison, why don’t he just use him too? Right now, Fatty Zhou has been branded with the Opression Rune. This reduced Fatty Zhou’s strength to around the Second Stage only.

With Fatty Zhou with him, Wang Hao can have a slave to help him in his mission. Fatty Zhou could not say no, since Wang Hao has the power to clear up Fatty Zhou’s name. So if Fatty Zhou wants to have his reputation cleared, he must help Wang Hao or else, a bad end awaits him.

Now, Wang Hao’s problem was how to break Fatty Zhou out. The prison he was in was a fairly loose one though. There are only two guards at the Second Stage. Wang Hao has to find a way to sneak in undetected and bring that Fatty out without being detected.

He then looked towards Yao’er. Yao’er tilted her head, looking quite confused with Wang Hao staring at her.

“Yao’er can you help me with something?”

“No!”

“Ah ermm..... if you help me here, I can tell you your master’s favorite foods.”

“I will do my best!”

“Haha now that’s a good girl!”

.........

Fatty Zhou’s prison

The two guards who had been in standby there since the afternoon were already quite bored.

“Ungghh..... just two more hours and we will already shift rotations..... I wanted to sleep already!”

“Yeah me too... I am feeling sleepy now though...”

“Me too.....”

The two guards then slumped unconcscious, clearly heading towards their dreamland. One of the shadows then wriggled as the little Yao’er appear. She held a vial in her hand that was half-empty already.

This concoction was personally concocted by both Wang Hao and Venomshade. It can be used to put a Second Stage Practitioner to sleep. But it can also be used on a mentally exhausted Third Stage Practitioner. The only problem was they have to be inhaling the potion in 30 minutes.

Even though the potion is odorless, it will be very hard to continuously release the fumes as they have to be near too. But that is not a problem for the shadow-formed Yao’er.

Once she put the guards to sleep, Yao’er inspected their pockets. Once she got the keys, she used it to unlock Fatty Zhou’s cage. Once he saw what was happening, Fatty Zhou tried to assault Yao’er. But then he fell unconscious too, due to having inhaled the same potion.

Once Fatty Zhou was unconscious, Yao’er used her small body to drag Fatty Zhou’s massive frame outside the cage. She then melded with the shadows, bringing the unconscious Fatty Zhou with him.

As anyone can see, Wang Hao employed again his shamelessness here. He did not even do a single thing to participate in the prison break. He just made the gullible Yao’er do everything.

Minutes later, and Yao’er arrived with Fatty Zhou. Yao’er’s sweaty body clearly showed how exhausting this journey was for her. Wang Hao then bounded Fatty Zhou tightly and threw him in his space pocket.

“Ha, ha, ha. How did I do, Uncle Wang Hao?”

“You know Yao’er, it seems like you neglected to do one thing.”

“What is it uncle?”

“You forgot to clean your own handprints!”

“Hiiii!!!!!!”

“Hmmph, as a punishment, your uncle is gonna spank you once.” Before Yao’er could complain, Wang Hao grabbed her by her stomach and flipped her down. Once her butt was shown to him. He lifted his palm and let it strike the goal.

“Pa!”

Yao’er’s bottom lacked the flesh and the fullness that Wang Hao felt from the perky buttocks of her original form. He suppressed his disappointment as he set down Yao’er, whose face started to brim with tears.

“Your uncle is gonna leave now ok? Be sure to remember the lesson I gave you. Always be careful when doing your crimes! Wipe all the evidences! If I hear or see you failing on this kind of stuff, more spanks will come, you understand?”

“Un!”

“Ok, now go clean up your prints then talk to you master.”

Wang Hao then started to walk towards the sect gate as Yao’er rushed towards the prison.

At the moment that Wang Hao stepped out of the gate, he felt as if he found a new path for his life.

“Wait for me Fang Lin.... When I come back, you will see the power of the Dao of Harem!”

Thus, Wang Hao started his first mission with an ill-named alchemist and an ill-mannered fatty.