Chapter 213: I Want A Man That Would Honestly Just Kill Me
Name: Tina Fey
Race: Human
Title: Storm Bringer
Rank: S
Potential: S
Description: She is a battle maniac blessed by the God of lightning and the storm, Zeus. Even though she is very young, she possesses an absurdly high battle IQ, and she is capable of learning on the fly so that things do not work against her more than once.
People believe she enjoys fighting just because of the thrill, but the truth is that she is simply an irredeemable masochist who enjoys the feeling of having someone else pummel her to the ground. She has been searching for the perfect fighting partner who possesses the same zeal for battle that she does. And now that she has found the user, she has fallen in love.
Affiliation: Chaotic Good
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Mark blinked, and he blinked again just to make sure that what he saw the first time was actually still there. Yup, it's there. What the actual fuck?
"Hehehehehehehhe~ Hahahahahaha~!! You're perfect, GHOST! You're everything I want in a man!"
Woosh!
Tina flashed quickly toward Mark at lightning speed! She straddled his waist and wrapped her hand around his neck as she leaned down to kiss him, and Mark immediately put his hand up to her face and grabbed her before slamming her into the ground!
BOOM!
"Ahn~!"
What the actual fuck!? Did this fucking masochist just moan!?
Mark stood back up calmly and put his hands in his pocket while taking a step back. He looked down at Tina with complete and utter disgust as he watched her get up, and Tina felt her entire body shiver once she saw that look in his eyes. It was like he was looking at a piece of shit on the side of the road! That was exactly what she liked in her man!
"Y-Yes, that's it. More. Look down on me even more. I want you to trash me! I want you to pummel me until I can't stand!"
Stomp!
Mark stomped on Tina's back, and Tina moaned again as she was pummeled back into the ground!!
Stomp!
Stomp!
Stomp!
Stomp!
"Yes! Yes! Yes! More~! More~!"
The look on Mark's face turned sour as he heard her moaning even in the middle of him stomping her. This was going nowhere. Mark slammed his feet into Tina one last time before he stepped back. Even though they had just finished a serious fight, Mark still looked as immaculate as ever. There were only a few stains on his shirt, but his black trousers were still perfect.
Tina, on the other hand, looked like she had just come out from a warzone. Her jacket was torn and shredded, and her jeans were even more shredded than they were at the start of the fight and her hair was stained in multiple places with black soot.
Tina crawled over to Mark, and Mark looked on in disgust as she grabbed his feet and tried to raise herself up.
"Y-You know… you're everything I wanted. I like a man that would honestly just kill me."
"Get the fuck off me, you damn pervert."
Slam!
"Moan~!"
Mark kicked Tina back, and she moaned as she was thrown into a tree! She slid down the tree and tucked her knees up to her chest while putting a hand up to her mouth with a huge blush on her face.
"Y-Yes, just like that~ I want more of that~"
Mark's disgust was plain as day, and he just shook his head as he turned in another direction to the east.
"Can you come out here and get this thing away from me?"
Immediately after Mark spoke up, he saw someone appear from behind one of the few trees left standing in the area. It was a boy with blond hair and blue eyes that looked almost identical to Tina. Even without the True Eyes skill, Mark could tell that this boy was probably Tina's twin. Or at least her sibling.
"Ah, Turner. You're here. You're so damn slow. Come help your big sister up and greet your brother-in-law. I found the man of my dreams, Turner."
Tina waved the newcomer over while raising her hand for him to help her stand up, and the boy sighed as he made his way over to her.
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Name: Turner Fey
Race: Human
Title: The Creator
Rank: A
Potential: S
Description: He is a highly intellectual individual blessed by the god of the Forge, Hephaestus. He is the twin brother of Tina Fey, and although he does not have as much battle IQ as her, he still possesses enough skill to defeat Calamity Class monsters on his own even as an A rank.
As Tina's twin brother, he made it his mission to make sure that Tina did not cause too much trouble with her love of battle. He usually ends up apologizing a lot for Tina's bullshit.
Affiliation: True Good
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"Tina, you've got to stop running around on your own like this. You know I'm not fast enough to keep up. It's starting to get really annoying. Sorry, did she cause too much trouble? Well, I'm sure she did. Sorry about that."
Turner turned to Mark and apologized with a bow after he carried Tina up, but Tina waved Turner's apology away as she was the one who got hit the most.
"There's no need for that. We had fun pummeling each other. Turner, get me my phone. I need to get his number. He's everything I want."
Mark frowned in disgust.
"I'm not giving my number to a pervert like you."
"Ahn~! Of course. I don't deserve your number. I'm nothing to you, nothing but a lowly sow for your pummeling pleasure! Maybe we can meet up later! You can show me your stuff, and I'll show you mine!"
Slam!
Mark suddenly blitzed across the area and slammed the bottom of his foot into Tina's face! She flew across the forest and slammed into a tree with a loud moan!
"AHHN~!"
"Will you shut the fuck up already! What the fuck is wrong with that girl!?"
Mark turned to Turner with an angry look on his face, and Turner raised his hands in surrender while taking a step back as he saw the mad look in Mark's eyes. Don't look at me like that! I didn't even do anything!
"They said she was dropped on her head as a kid, alright! She's just crazy!"
"Then take her to a fucking asylum! Don't let her mix with normal people!"
Tina groaned from beside Mark. She already managed to crawl to him and she grabbed his feet in a tight grip as she hugged his leg tightly. Mark dragged his leg forcefully from her grip and slammed his feet into her back! Tina moaned loudly, and Mark looked at her in shocking disbelief! This bitch was crazy! Mark turned to Turner, and Turner sighed as he looked down with his hand over his face.
"Don't look at me. Please, don't look at me."