Chapter 95 - 95: 095, Men are all jerks!
Chapter 95: Men are all jerks!
Translator: 549690339
“At least from now on, big brother won’t have to work so hard anymore haha.” After Chu Xiuhuang added this, the crowd erupted into laughter and coughs, and his girlfriend’s face turned bright red.
Su Wanwan felt unbearably embarrassed.
It seemed that all men were pigs, whether wealthy or not, always driving their own agendas.
It was simply cheap!
Low class!
Shameless!
“Okay, everyone, let’s keep it appropriate, there are ladies present,” Nangong Ci tried to salvage the situation. “Sister-in-law, what kind of drink would you like? I’ll order for you.”
Su Wanwan said, “No need!”
Huo Jingshen’s eyebrows twitched.
Was she that well-behaved?
The next second,
“Just order the same as you guys… Red wine will do.”
Su Wanwan thought she was very considerate, not embarrassing her husband, who would have thought…
“Get her a cup of hot milk,” Huo Jingshen said.
This time it was Chu Xiuhuang’s turn to look displeased, “Damn, it’s so hot, and I’m serving you here, if you want milk, take her home and give her some!” “Pfft??? ”
Some people immediately understood and laughed quietly.
A gentle-looking man looked puzzled, “Isn’t sister-in-law an adult?”
“You don’t understand – big brother is treating his wife like a little girl.”
“Cough, Cough, Cough.”
Huo Jingshen spoke in a straightforward tone, “She’s on her period now, she can’t drink alcohol.”
Another “Pfft? ”
Nangong Ci spluttered out a mouthful of red wine.
The others also burst into laughter again, some nearly choked on their drinks, the whole room was in uproar… Unbelievable!
Su Wanwan gripped her fingers tightly, her face was so red it could burst into flames.
Great, now all the men knew she was on her period. Wasn’t this horribly embarrassing?
“Any other warm drinks will do,” Huo Jingshen compromised.
The attendant, being quickwitted, immediately asked, “Mrs. Huo, would hot milk tea do?”
Su Wanwan didn’t want to drink it and, without thinking, cast her look towards the brandy in someone’s hand.
Huo Jingshen swirled his glass, “Come here.”
Su Wanwan obediently walked over, sat down next to him, her eyes still fixed on the glass of brandy.
Huo Jingshen raised his eyebrows and leaned close to her, almost whispering, “Baby, want a sip?”
Su Wanwan nodded.
Actually, a little wouldn’t hurt.
“I’ll feed you.” Huo Jingshen’s tone was doting, he took a sip from the glass and then…
He seemed ready to feed her.
Holy smokes!
Su Wanwan quickly pushed him away.
Huo Jingshen couldn’t hold back his grin, his eyes and brows filled with amusement, even his lips curled upwards, where had his previous gloom gone? “Cough, Cough, Cough!”
Su Wanwan quickly looked up.
The gentle-looking man stood in front of her, holding a gift bag and elegant as jade, “Sister-in-law, I’m Ming Jing, this is my wedding gift to you and big brother, you can call me Little Mingzi.”
“Isn’t it Little Jingzi (Little Jingzi)?” Chu Xiuhuang casually chimed in.
“Second Brother!” Ming Jing was slightly taken aback, and he patiently explained, “Jing, read as the fourth tone, means beautiful jade.”
“… Thank you.” Su Wanwan took the bag, casually opened it, and pulled out a thick box from inside.
The title read: [Full HD No M: Unlocking the 108 pieces of knowledge for newlywed couples.]
What!
Su Wanwan stared, dumbfounded… was this… that kind of erotic movie?
A large hand quickly grabbed it, shoving it back inside the bag. Compared to Su Wanwan’s ghostly shocked expression, Huo Jingshen looked quite calm, as if he had seen it all.
“I also prepared a gift.” Nangong Ci also came forward, also holding a bag.
Su Wanwan no longer dared to take it.
“Sister-in-law, don’t worry, what I got you is not those things.”
Su Wanwan: “Cough, Cough, Cough!”
“I got you 666 boxes of Okamoto, wishing you and big brother a harmonious life!”
Su Wanwan immediately coughed louder.
What kind of people were they!?
Couldn’t they have gotten some normal gifts?
They’re just like Mo Xiaose!
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The innocent Mo Weiyi sneezed loudly.
Which b*tch was cursing her beauty behind her back?
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“So you guys are really concerned about our sexual life.”
Huo Jingshen swirled his glass, a sarcastic smile playing on his lips.
“Second brother, what gift did you give? Let’s see,” Nangong Ci goaded.
Chu Xiuhuang held a cigarette on the corner of a mouth, both hands up in surrender, “I originally booked the presidential suite upstairs for big brother, but I guess it’s not needed now looking at the situation.”
Su Wanwan couldn’t hold back any longer, she jumped up, “I’m going to the bathroom!”
“Mrs. Huo, I’ll join you,” Chu Xiuhuang’s girlfriend also stood up.
As soon as the two left and the door closed, the room exploded with gossip.
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Women’s restroom.
“Mrs. Huo, do you know why the young master Chu broke up with his previous girlfriend?”
Su Wanwan was taken aback, “Young Master Chu?”
Weren’t they boyfriend and girlfriend?
Why did it sound so formal?
“I’m on my first date with Young Master Chu today.” The girl looked embarrassed, “I don’t want to be like his previous girlfriends, breaking up after only a month for no apparent reason, so I would like to ask about his preferences.”
All his girlfriends only lasted a month before breaking up?
So young master Chu was a confirmed playboy?
Su Wanwan laughed awkwardly, “I’m sorry, but I don’t know him very well.”
“…Okay.”
As the girl was touching up her lipstick, Su Wanwan opened the door of the restroom only to find another playboy waiting outside.
“Wanwan.”
Su Wanwan never expected to run into Xing Yuyun here.. It’s true what they say about enemies meeting on a narrow road – some people just won’t leave you alone!