My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

Chapter 88: self-made toilet paper

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

“Everything else has been fine since we’ve been here. It’s just that it’s not convenient to go to the toilet!”! “I was just thinking about a video I watched a while ago. An old farmer made his own toilet paper at home. It doesn’t use electricity at all. It’s purely handmade. Although it’s not as good as the ones sold in the supermarket or used for writing, it’s perfectly fine to use it to go to the toilet,”Cai Xiaolian continued. “No electricity? Then what was used?”Gu Nianzhi asked. “I think there was a windmill on the roof, and the windmill was stopped. There were shredders, filters, and compactors. They were all windmills that relied on the roof. The materials were leaves, branches, and stalks. As for the specifics, I don’t know. “How about it, My Daughter? Even the villagers who farm the land can make it. Can You, a phd student, Do It?”Cai Xiaolian had already settled the matter, she came out of the toilet and asked. Gu Nianzhi took two steps back, she pondered for a moment. “I’ll get up tomorrow and think about the principles behind it. It’s possible to convert wind energy into kinetic energy, but it’s not that easy to produce a crusher, a filter, and a roller. I’ll give it a try!” “Okay! As long as you say so!”Cai Xiaolian smiled. The mother and daughter returned to the kitchen and saw that Gu Xin was already yawning. The family of four covered the sparks with dust and went to sleep. After that, no one got up again. .. Early the next morning. The vegetables in the garden had all matured. Gu Nian was preparing breakfast in the kitchen while the other three picked the Chili. The chili was picked. After rinsing it with water, it was placed in the back gutters to dry. At night, it could be chopped up and put into jars. “Father, mother, Xin Xin, I have something to discuss with you guys,”Gu Nianzhi said solemnly during breakfast. Seeing that she was quite serious, the other three did not touch their chopsticks. They all looked at her. “It’s about this cake. If shopkeeper Cheng is interested, why don’t we sell him the recipe for the cake?”. “We’ll make the dregs and peppers ourselves. We’ll talk about it after a while.”. “The main thing is that it takes too much effort to make the egg whites. Father has to study, right? I also have some things to think about. We have to maximize our profits. We can’t just rely on making the cake to make money,”Gu Nianzhi said. She had made this decision after careful consideration last night. Didn’t Cai Xiaolian ask her to make paper last night? She didn’t have any ready-made paper shredders, compactors, or filters, but she had to tinker with them herself. As for the paper, she had to use it every day, and the whole family had to go to the toilet every day, especially after taking a dump. She was really not used to using it here. “The cake is indeed not as convenient as the dregs of sea pepper. What niannian said makes sense!”Gu Shouxin thought for a while and said. “Niannian, are you going to try what I Said Last Night?”Cai Xiaolian’s eyes lit up and said. “Sister, I’ll help you with whatever you do!”Gu Xin gave Gu Nian a big smile. “What did the two of you talk about last night?”Gu Shouxin asked curiously. “It’s just toilet paper. Mother said...”Gu Nian was about to explain when Cai Xiaolian interrupted her. “Ahem, her father, we’ll know when Niannian can make it, won’t we?”Cai Xiaolian was concerned about Gu Xin. After all, she had always used toilet chips. If she suddenly said she wasn’t used to it, the little girl would definitely have doubts. Gu shouxin immediately understood. Last night, the two of them went to the toilet together. He did not know what they had said at that time. Toilet paper seemed to be related to cleaning oneself after going to the toilet.