Chapter 211: Lover's Banter
Chapter 211: Lover's Banter
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"What about this one? You wanna eat it?"
"Woof!"
Jean brought Moony to the shops so they could try some excellent food. Though Asgardians loved eating meat, it seemed, and Moony was not complaining.
"Ah, eat slow. Or you'll get hiccups."
"Eek..."
"See, you got them. Professor Moony, sometimes I feel I should not call you a professor anymore. You're so clumsy to be an elder." Jean complained.
Moony simply smiled shyly. It can't be helped that he forgets everything else when it comes to food. "Woof wuf wooo."
"You said that last time as well."
Moony just shrugged and continued to eat. Can't let the food go to waste now.
...
Inside Odin's royal chambers,
"So you will just use the gauntlet and bring back Fenris? But she's loyal to only Hela. How will Moony woo her?" Odin asked his new friend while sharing a bottle of fine thousand-year aged Asgard alcohol.
"Oh, I will free her from any kind of control that Hela had. Then it's all on Moony how he's going to woo her. I believe in him. He must have learned something while living with me." Hector replied and ate some snacks.
"Were you not a virgin until a while ago?" Odin inquired.
"What? How did you find that out? I thought the all-father was not interested in earthly matters."
"I received this information not from Earth but from the UGF. Asgard has become a signatory member of the UGF and provides military assistance in the space sector we are located in. You are a very famous man, Hector." Odin replied with a straight face.
Hector could guarantee this old man was smirking under it. "Well, I have a woman now. And she's pretty wonderful."
"Mine too. She knows magic better than me in some instances."
Hector scoffed, "Well, mine came from a different universe."
"Mine can enchant the whole Asgard in one go."
"Mine can destroy the Universe if she wishes to."
"Wait, really?" Odin stopped the dick measuring contest and asked in amazement.
"Yes, but she got no interest in this universe. Anyway, let's see what feast you have planned today. But seriously, why do you sleep so much at all times?"
"Watching over the nine realms takes too much toll on my powers. I need to keep myself above a level of power to ensure I can take action in case of an emergency." He explained.
"What emergency can threaten Asgard? Ragnarok? Haha, that isn't happening as long as you live. Since Asgard is now a part of the UGF, it's also UGF's responsibility to save a planet from destruction or extinction. So just relax and enjoy your life. For Loki and Thor, just keep an eye on them, so they don't mess around again." He patted Odin's shoulder and walked faster to find his boy before someone fed him alcohol.
Odin also quickened his steps to keep up. This was the first time someone treated him so lightly, as if he was the same age as the other person. It was a new experience and one he didn't feel appalled for. It was nice sometimes to have people similar to you to talk with.
"Bwahaha... Volstagg! You're so weak. Lost to a lady. I shall defeat her now." Hogun boastfully took a seat against Diana.
*BAM*
The instant the arm wrestling match started, Diana threw Hogun so hard that even his head plastered on the table and broke it.
"Ahahaha... you're even weaker than me." Volstagg boasted proudly.
Hector arrived at that time and took a seat against Diana. "Care to have a match with me, my dear Diana?"
Diana smirked and narrowed her gaze, "You can't handle me."
"I do just fine every night."
"I go easy on you."
"Same here, girl," he replied with a grin.
Soon their hands clasped together, and they looked into each other's eyes. There was no anger or any kind of negative emotion. They were just in love and messing with each other.
"HA!"
Diana used her full strength. At the start, Hector's hand moved an inch, but then it stabilized as he adjusted his strength to match hers. "I can do this all day, love."
"Me too," she responded.
"Ah, I smell roses. You used the perfume I gave? It really suits your personality and the color of your armor" He started complimenting her.
"And it suits your red coat too."
However, the match was going nowhere. Although they were using their strengths, they had locked their positions. Hector could physically overpower her, but there was no fun in that. Also, he didn't want to spoil the mood.
"Where is Moony?" he asked.
"Jean took him since he wanted to taste the various dishes of Asgard. God's food, he called it."
"Bwahaha... he's just looking for some tasty meat, I know it."
*BOOOOM*
The sweet moment was destroyed all of a sudden. A loud blast occurred that shook the entire castle somehow. He faced Odin and asked, "Is that normal?"
"Not in the slightest." Odin sharply said, and his golden armor appeared on the body in an instant. "We are being invaded bydark elves!"
"PREPARE FOR BATTLE!" Odin roared. The feast was over instantly, and swords started to fly around. Everyone rushed out of the feast hall and took positions.
"Should we participate?" Diana asked.
He shrugged, "No, let them be. We will act if things go out of control. I'm very interested in our match, instead. You know I can beat you easily."
She smirked, "Hmm... I wonder what an Asgardian floor feels like to sleep on."
"That's just blackmail. I believe in equal gender rights. If I am powerful, I should get to defeat you." He proudly said.
Diana smirked and caressed Hector's face softly with her free hand, "Oh, my handsome man, but you're forgetting that it's not just the match between a man and a woman. It's a match between a husband and wife. I'm sure Moony will be sad."
"Don't drag our boy into this. He's too innocent and just takes to your side because you spoiled him too much. WAIT! Did you just call me husband?"
She didn't give a fuck anymore and just let go of Hector's hand and withdrew from the match. And in one swift motion pulled Hector's head towards herself by grabbing his collar and kissing his lips. "Amazonians are brought up to ignore men and the temptations they bring. But damn it, why are you so irresistible?"
He chuckled and kissed her back before saying, "That's called love, my dear."
"Strangely, I never felt this close to anyone I dated in my universe. But again, that happened millions of years ago."
Hector smirked, "Well, I'm one of a kind in the Omniverse, so you never really met someone like me before. Maybe I'm just your type."
"I still can't believe you were a virgin."
Hector awkwardly chuckled, "Well, you should be happy. You've got yourself a pure virgin man. Not many women can boast about that."
*BOOOM*
"I think they need our help." Hector stood up with Diana's hand in hers.
"Then let's do our job."
...
Outside,
Jean and Moony were flying around and trying to help with this sudden invasion. The enemy ships were flying in the air and destroying the city. They attacked the densest parts of the town as well.
"Let's go, professor Moony. We shall save everyone." She flew with her teacher.
"WOOOOF!" Moony, the sharp boy, felt his doggo sense tingle and pointed in a direction.
Jean flew where he pointed with the intent to kill. The destination was a balcony in the royal palace. As she appeared close, she found someone had caught Frigga.
"NOT ON MY WATCH! HAAAA!" She landed on the balcony and jumped to one side. Moony went the other way.
*BAM*
*WOOSH*
Jean slammed her burning fist into the chest of one Dark Elf. It went across and killed the guy in an instant. The other Dark Elf found his head taken apart by one good bite from the best boy.
It all happened so fast that Frigga didn't even register that her death didn't come. Instead, she fell back on the floor in shock. "T-That... thank you, dears."
"I don't like Loki, but since you're the only one he cares about, how can I let you die? As a doctor, he's the patient that I will one day fix." She proudly proclaimed.
"MOTHER!"
However, just then, Loki somehow appeared there and ran to help Frigga.
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