Let's be an Adventurer! ~Defeating Dungeons with a Skill Board~

Chapter 149

Lets be an Adventurer! ~Defeating Dungeons with a Skill Board~ 149

Gossip: Adventurer Thread Summary Blog

About Dungeons [532]

315Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Some guy has this blog called Im so lucky that there are Centipedes on the 1st floor!

316Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Huh? Is that a meme?

317Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Nah it looks kind of serious

318Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Whoa, is he like a total beginner or a complete moron lol

319Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Maybe hes a beginner

320Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Hes a crazy dude who believes everything that is on the WIKI

It says there that Centipedes start appearing from the 3rd floor onwards, so he thought he was lucky finding them on the 1st floor

Hes a complete weirdo!

321Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Its hard to use that WIKI if youre not someone who can tell which articles are legit and which are fake lol

322Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Yeah but still

That guy said that he had defeated 100 of them, you know?

323Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Huh? So hes not a beginner, then?

324Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Dunno

But the blog looks like it was written by a complete beginner

325Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Whats his name?

326Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Air

But his writing is kind of shabby so dont go there expecting much lol

327Name: Anonymous Adventurer

K, thx

[Escape] Monster Parade Reporting412 [Must Read]

578Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

A certain moron threw himself into a Monster Parade

579Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

>> 578May you rest in peace

580Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

It wasnt me!

Theres this blog post where someone said theyd done that

581Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

Wha!

Is he stupid or something!?

582Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

Thats bs

You cant just go home after throwing yourself at a Monster Parade and post about it just like that

He must be a liar

583Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

You think hes a liar?

Sorry to disappoint you

A blogger also happened to be present there as well

584Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

No way

Surely it must have been a Monster Parade of 4 or 5 monsters, right?

585Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

There were at least 100 monsters

586Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

Ive never heard of this Air guy

But he looks like a total attention seeker

Just ignore him lol

587Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

Its up to you whether you believe it or not

But I think you should at least read half of his post

After all, even Rankers have trouble dealing with Monster Parades

588Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

Is Air the name of the blogger?

Ill bookmark it later

It might be the alt account of that Ranker who got banned

589Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

Ah, that could be the case

Ill bookmark it too

Please report him if you find anything fishy

590Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

Or rather just report him for false rumours lololol

591Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

>> 586

By the way

I never said I could identify that blogger

How did you know his name?

[Hardcore Crowd] Going through dungeons with all weve got!132 [Dedicated]

138Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Was Masatsugu the first one to defeat a boss?

139Name: Anonymous Vanguard

What was the reward for that?

140Name: Anonymous Vanguard

What kind of boss was it?

141Name: Masatsugu

>> 138Yeah

>> 139I dont quite remember but it was pretty nice

>> 140It looked like a giant lizard

Ill go edit the WIKI after posting this

Ill update my blog later as well so make sure to check it out

142Name: Anonymous Vanguard

I hope it was nice as cheese is for mice lol

143Name: Anonymous Vanguard

>> 142That joke just now earned you a one-way ticket to a Monster Parade

Hope you enjoy it!

144Name: Masatsugu

Ah, by the way

Do you know about the masked man who has been working in Sapporo?

145Name: Anonymous Vanguard

What about him?

146Name: Masatsugu

Hes getting quite popular these days, huh?

147Name: Anonymous Vanguard

I havent seen him, but what about him?

148Name: Masatsugu

I havent seen a battle formation and footwork like his before

Hes really good at hiding his presence too

I think hes really interesting

149Name: Anonymous Vanguard

To think that even Masatsugu thinks hes interesting

Just who is that masked man?

[Stampede] Narou Report [Team #30]

512Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

We dont have enough people to cover all of Shinjuku Stations entrances and exits!

If any of the neighboring cities have people they can spare, please send them in!

513Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

Were heading to Saitama

Please hang on until then

514Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

This is Kanagawa

Were sorry

We dont have anyone we can send out at the moment

515Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

This is Chiba

Same here

Monsters are coming out of the ocean

516Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

What about the defense dispatch!?

517Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

It seems theyre still not ready

518Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

This is terrible

What about the other cities?

519Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

This is Nagano

Things are relatively stable here

520Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

The situation here in Kagawa is terrible

Noodle factories are being destroyed one after another!!

521Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 520Are you okay?

522Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

Were not, dammit!

But we have to do something about it!

523Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

Sorry, please keep doing your best

The future of udon noodles depends on you

524Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

Yeah

Leave it to us!

525Name: Masatsugu

This is Hokkaido

The situation here seems stable

But there seems to be something here

Take care, everyone

526Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 525Wait what

527Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 525

What are you doing all the way there, Masatsugu?

528Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

Youre not in Shinjuku!?

This is bad

Ill try to send some people to Shinjuku

529Name: Masatsugu

Im sorry, everyone

It wont take me long

Ill be back there shortly

530Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 529Got it

531Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 529Understood!

Once this is all over, Im going to ask my girlfriend to marry me!

532Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 531Wholesome tag!

533Name: Masatsugu

Thank you

Come on guys

Lets save Japan!!

[Stampede] Narou Report [Team #165]

773Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

This is Oita

We have safely completed the subjugation of three Stampedes here

774Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

We have finished here in Akita as well

It seems that the Stampede will end if you defeat the boss, as stated on the WIKI

As soon as the boss was defeated, the rest of the monsters disappeared

775Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

Really!?

Well try that here as well right now

776Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>>> 775Take care

Has yours emerged from a Dungeon or is it just random?

The levels of those bosses are all over the place, so if you throw yourself at them carelessly you can get yourself killed

By the way, is the boss a rare species?

777Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 776Got it

But how should we go about it?

The important part of a Stampede is the Monster Parade, right?

If we cant get past the Monster Parade, we cant reach the boss, right? Lol

778Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 777I had to use an alternate route

It would be impossible to hit the boss directly without taking a detour

If you can do that, just change your name to Masatsugu or Bacon lol

779Name: Masatsugu

>> 778But then how should I call myself?

780Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

The man himself!!

How are things going?

781Name: Masatsugu

Were finished here in Sapporo

All safe here of course

Does anyone know how things are in Shinjuku?

I cant seem to be able to get in touch with Bacon

782Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

This is Saitama

Should we go there and check?

783Name: Masatsugu

No, it may be dangerous to go there without knowing the situation

Find someone you can contact for now

But do prepare to return to Tokyo as soon as possible just in case

784Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

Understood

Ill contact you as soon as I can

785Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

Ok, leave it to us

786Name: Masatsugu

@Bacon

Please leave a message

It can be here or on your blog

Ill wait until tomorrow night for your message

[Performing Dogeza] Stampede Review Meeting Room13 [With all our strength]

984Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Next time, we definitely need to keep in mind about how defeating the boss makes the Stampede go away

985Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

But how?

Diving into a dungeon in the middle of a Monster Parade is suicide

986Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Maybe we should think this through little by little

Its a little expensive, but maybe grenades?

987Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

If you do that, the dungeon might get angry

If the dungeon feels that your attacking it, the monsters might get stronger or change in some other ways

988Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Yes, youre right

But what should we do then?

If we just wait outside of the dungeon, the damage is going to get worse

989Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Sorry to interrupt but

Theres something on my mind

990Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Sure

What is it?

991Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Would someone who was struggling to defeat Centipedes a month ago be able to defeat a Werewolf today?

992Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

In his dreams, yes!

But only in his dreams

993Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Well Im not sure if this guy was dreaming or what

But I found a certain blog post about that

I thought he was probably lying

994Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Maybe you can report it as a lie?

Was he jumping on the Stampede bandwagon? Damn it

But if hes just an attention seeker then you probably should just ignore him

995Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Yeah well that same guy got past a Monster Parade and defeated a boss

996Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Well seriously

A beginner who has trouble fighting Centipedes will need at least a year before he can deal with Werewolves

Maybe half a year if you shut yourself in a dungeon and fight for 10 hours a day

And if you have a floor entirely for yourself then maybe you can make it in even less time?

Every monster is going to be more or less difficult depending on your battle style, though

I cant say much about winning rates

Im not sure if they could be considered a dungeon speedrunner or someone whos just wasting his life away

I wouldnt do that if it were me

997Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Yeah

Looks like its very likely its just lies

Because its just not normal

998Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Yeah, if you take a moment to think about it, its impossible, isnt it?

I feel like an idiot for taking it seriously and thinking it was cool

999Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Sorry

But what happened in Shinjuku?

1000Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

>> 999

Please read everything

Shinjuku was destroyed

1001Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

No more posts can be added.

Please create a new one to continue this discussion.

[Shrimp & Crab] About Chikaho89 [Festival]

67Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users

Hey I saw Mr. Masked Man today

68Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users

Mr. Masked who?

69Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users

I think its the guy Masatsugu was talking about

70Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users

>> 69Details pls

71Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users

He had this bizarre mask

It was the kind of mask that would make you think the one behind it is a dangerous guy

The presence of the mask is very strange despite the guy himself having a very slim presence

It was as if his mask was floating in the air lol

72Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users

Whoa thats scary

[Hardcore Crowd] Going through dungeons with all weve got!157 [Dedicated]

65Name: Anonymous Vanguard

I found him!

I found that masked man that was mentioned on this other topic

66Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Huh?

What kind of guy is he?

Did you talk to him or something?

67Name: Anonymous Vanguard

His cursed mask was floating in the air

His back was filled with plants

And his hands were tentacles

68Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Wait, is he a monster?

69Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Hes not a monster!

He was using an IC card so he cant be a monster

Maybe

70Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Dont chicken out on us now lol

Did you talk to him or not?

71Name: Anonymous Vanguard

How could I have dared to talk to him!?

He looks really scary you know!?

Id have mad respect for anyone brave enough to try to talk to him

72Name: Anonymous Vanguard

So thats how he is, huh?

Seems that you need to be at Masatsugus level to get close to that guy

73Name: Anonymous Vanguard

See? So how could I have dared to talk to him lol

[Enjoyers] About Chikaho70 [Alive!]

110Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

Breaking news

I found theres a Taming skill

111Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

No way!

Tell us more!!

112Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

I dont know much of the details actually

Just saw a guy taming a monster the other day

113Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

>> 112Aw come on

Get more information before you throw a bomb like that

But oh well, Ive tried to tame monsters myself but havent had much luck

Maybe you need some kind of magical item?

114Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

Who was the tamer?

115Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

I cant really say much

Im afraid he will get me

All I can say is that it was a really scary dude

116Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

Could it be

Mr. Masked Man?

[Crab Soup?] About Chikaho74 [I want some!]

234Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

I saw Team Aerial coming out of Chikaho

Boy were they messed up

235Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

The Team Aerial?

Were they fighting against a Monster Parade?

236Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Maybe

Dunno if they were trying something

Dunno if they failed at doing something

237Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Maybe both?

Monster Parades are really scary unless you have really good weapons

No matter how strong Team Aerial is

238Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Only Masatsugu has a special weapon strong enough to cut through Monster Parades somewhat safely, right?

And maybe Shigure and Bacon too

239Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Probably yeah

If they have a special weapon then yeah

240Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Wasnt there someone else who got through a Monster Parade somewhat safely?

241Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Yeah

There was this weirdo who survived a Monster Parade and a Stampede all by himself

242Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Ah

You mean that masked guy?

He was using a short sword, wasnt he?

Its a favorable kind of weapon to use in a Monster Parade, but

I cant see how can you kill a tough monster with such a small weapon

243Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

>> 242Hes not just a masked guy

He wears a mask, carries a potato plant on his back, and has tentacles too

244Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Whoa thats quite the upgrade!

Hes like a monster now! Ahahaha

245Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Hes not a monster

He can speak like a human after all!

246Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

There are some monsters who can speak like humans though

247Name: Kagemitsu

Yo

248Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

>> 247Heyo

Did you manage to defeat the Monster Parade?

249Name: Kagemitsu

>> 248

Nah, we were utterly defeated

Luckily we all came out alive with nothing more than a few cuts and bruises

250Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

So you really went there

But dont Monster Parades disappear after some time if you leave them be?

Why did you go there?

251Name: Kagemitsu

There was a boss

And it seems this one wont disappear

232Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

No way

253Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

So what are you going to do now?

Are all the strong guys heading to Shinjuku?

254Name: Kagemitsu

We were wondering if we should just leave it alone for now

By the way

Tell me more about that masked guy with the potato plant and the tentacles

[Monster Parade] About Chikaho75 [Avoid Them]

54Name: Kagemitsu

Hey, if that guy who talked about that adventurer who broke through a Monster Parade on that other thread is here, show yourself!

55Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

Huh? What happened?

56Name: Kagemitsu

Was that you!?

How dare you lead such a monster to me!?

I thought my heart was going to explode after I saw that thing show up in our team house!!

57Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

>> 56Damn I nearly spat out my coffee

Im surprisingly timid it seems

58Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

Was he like the rumors said?

59Name: Kagemitsu

>> 57

You guys need to take a closer look at him

You see that cursed mask floating in the air approaching you?

Some of my teammates almost peed their pants

>> 58

He was almost as rumored, but he had no tentacles

Instead he had feathers growing from his neck

60Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

Feathers lololol

He seems to have undergone some upgrades, huh? Lol

So is that masked man really a monster?

61Name: Kagemitsu

Nah, hes not a monster

You wouldnt imagine it, but he was actually a very decent person

62Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

Are you guys going to tackle that Monster Parade?

Im curious about how hes going to defeat monsters with a short sword

I expect a detailed report!

63Name: Kagemitsu

Yeah

Leave it to me!

[Monster Parade] About Chikaho75 [Avoid Them]

211Name: Kagemitsu

Heeeeey!

The guy who told me about that adventurer!

Come out wherever you are!

212Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

What happened now?

213Name: Kagemitsu

This guy is a complete handful!

He was hunting nonstop from 9 AM to 18 PM!

214Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

Thats not something I would have expected to hear from the hardcore Kagemitsu

He can go on for 9 hours straight, right?

So it shouldnt be such a big deal for you

215Name: Kagemitsu

Being able to hunt monsters nonstop for 9 hours isnt a big deal to you?

He was dishing them out one right after the other

216Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

One right after the other, huh

But didnt he take any breaks whatsoever?

217Name: Kagemitsu

The only breaks he took were whenever he collapsed on the floor out of exhaustion

218Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

Hmm?

Sorry, you lost me a bit there

How many Beroberos did he defeat?

219Name: Kagemitsu

>> 218

About 300

220Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

What Monster Parade did you jump into? Lol

Or did you help him out?

221Name: Kagemitsu

We havent gotten through that Monster Parade yet

I only stood there and watched

I didnt help out at all

222Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

Huh?

I was happy to have gotten 50 defeats in a single day

Now I feel like Im a small fry lol

223Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

I cant defeat more than 50 a day as well

Tell me, Kagemitsu, is that guy really human?

224Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

I call bs lol

225Name: Kagemitsu

>> 223He must be human

He was eating rations

By the way, Team Aerials limit is 150 defeats a day

And that takes all five of us!

Were all speechless

226Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

To leave even the hardcore Kagemitsu speechless

No wonder Masatsugu was interested in him

[Hardcore Crowd] Going through dungeons with all weve got!216 [Dedicated]

112Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Lets talk about the masked man whos been rampaging in Chikaho

113Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Who?

If its a topic about Chikaho, start another discussion

114Name: Anonymous Vanguard

The Monster Parade on Chikaho caused a Stampede

And Team Aerial, led by Kagemitsu, defeated it

115Name: Anonymous Vanguard

So Team Aerial can defeat Monster Parades now?

Thats amazing

116Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Someone else defeated the Monster Parade

Aerial took care of the boss

But the entire Monster Parade was defeated by a masked guy

117Name: Anonymous Vanguard

What?

All by himself?

Huh? @[email protected]

118Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Well, Team Aerial and that masked guy were pretty active

The local forum was on fire

119Name: Masatsugu

Yo

Now this is an interesting topic

120Name: Anonymous Vanguard

>> 119

Hes here!

He was alive after all

121Name: Masatsugu

Fortunately yes

Of course everyone else is safe as well

122Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Everyone No way!?

123Name: Masatsugu

Even Bacon, who you all love so much haha

Though hes undergoing some treatment

124Name: Anonymous Vanguard

He must be pumping up while being on treatment

He got food poisoning for eating mushrooms, right?

125Name: Anonymous Vanguard

But its great to know that everyone is alive

It took a long time

Its just like the hero to reclaim both Bacon and Shinjuku!

126Name: Masatsugu

>> 125

Sorry

We couldnt reclaim Shinjuku yet

127Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Huh?

So you only managed to save Bacon?

128Name: Masatsugu

Thats how it turned out in the end

I tried to defeat the Stampede boss, but

Sorry

I had to run back out so thats the best I could do