Chapter 75 Tang Sanzang Gets Out of Bed in a Bad Mood【Please Bookmark】
"Wukong, beat him up!" Tang Sanzang yelled.
Sun Wukong was taken aback and whispered, "Master, you're not taking action yourself this time?"
Tang Sanzang gave him a white look and said, "Don't talk nonsense, I am just an ordinary little monk, with no strength to truss a chicken, how could I take action?"
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and telepathically said, "Master, can we speak like normal people?"
Tang Sanzang whispered, "Too ugly, and a dude, I can't bring myself to do it."
Sun Wukong: "@R#$^$%...&"
The next moment, before the White Bone Lady could react, a fist came flying towards her face as Sun Wukong shouted, "Demon, take this punch!"
Bang!
The White Bone Lady was sent flying!
In an instant, a three-meter-tall pig, a four-meter-tall strong man, one swinging fists, and the other slapping palms, surrounded the White Bone Lady and gave her a random beating!
The White Bone Lady was feeling extremely aggrieved. She hadn't really done anything, had she? A wrong word and she was met with a flurry of punches...
What kind of situation was this?
She managed to block a few blows but couldn't keep up, and as the three fierce-looking figures were about to strike her down with lethal blows, she cried out in desperation, "High Monk, save me!"
But when she looked up, she saw Tang Sanzang standing behind her, looking anxious and persuading, "Wukong, Wufan, Wujing, stop fighting! Stop fighting... use this!"
The White Bone Lady was about to think that this guy had some conscience, but then she saw the baldy shouting not to fight while handing over a rake and a shovel to Zhu Ganglie and Sha Wujing... The White Bone Lady was so enraged that her eyes rolled back, and she cursed, "Damn good-for-nothing monk!"
Then her head was smashed by Sun Wukong with a cudgel, her brain bursting and dying!
This time, the White Bone Lady employed her old trick again, her spirit leaving her body, and she used earth escape to flee in an instant.
Sun Wukong saw it clearly and was about to chase after her, but Tang Sanzang grabbed him, "Let her go."
Sun Wukong said, "Master, we're just letting her go like this?"
Tang Sanzang said, "What if she turns into a beauty next time?"
Sun Wukong: "@#¥#...
Meanwhile, the White Bone Lady rushed back to the White Bone Cave, sat on the Bone Throne, panting, her towering chest heaving as she shouted, "Damned monk, dead baldy, shiny-headed turtle! Are you even human?!"
She cursed like this for half an hour...
Just then, Skeleton Land Deity came running desperately and shouted, "My lady, stop cursing, stop cursing!"
The White Bone Lady angrily said, "If I can't beat them, am I not even allowed to curse?"
Skeleton Land Deity said, "My lady, if you keep cursing, they'll have walked past White Tiger Ridge!"
The White Bone Lady was startled, "So soon?"
Skeleton Land Deity said, "That hit just now broke through White Tiger Ridge, cutting the journey almost in half. They're riding horses so they move fast, they might be leaving any minute now."
The White Bone Lady realized the urgency and hastily took the Skeleton Land Deity to give chase.
Just as they left the cave, they saw several figures had already left the confines of White Tiger Ridge!
Atop the white horse, the bald monk lay on the horse's back as if asleep, his drool visibly trailing at a distance...
Seeing this scene, Lady White Bone's tears couldn't stop flowing as she slapped her thigh and cried, "Old Lady hasn't even had a bite of Tang Sanzang's flesh... How could he just leave like that!"
Just then, a voice rang out, "He can't leave!"
Upon hearing this, Lady White Bone shivered and turned to look back, only to see a towering skeleton dressed in a long robe with a skull for a face approaching her.
"I've seen the husband..." Lady White Bone greeted respectfully with a bow.
The skeletal land god also trembled and knelt on the ground, "This humble one pays respects to Great King White Bone!"
Great King White Bone, however, didn't even glance at him, his eyes already fixed on the distant silhouettes of several people.
Lady White Bone was so frightened that her face turned pale, obviously fearing that Great King White Bone would blame her for wanting to keep Tang Sanzang for herself; she quickly mentioned, "Husband, that Tang Sanzang is strange, and the monkey by his side is very fierce and powerful..."
Upon seeing Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong, Great King White Bone scoffed, "Powerful? He's just a disciple of the Buddha, and not only that, in this life he is merely a corporeal mortal. Even in his prime, I could kill him! As for that monkey, a mere Golden Immortal of Taiyi, I haven't even taken notice of him."
At this point, Great King White Bone coldly glanced at Lady White Bone, "Do you really think that eating his flesh will grant you immortality?"
Lady White Bone was stunned, "Husband, wasn't it you who said..."
Great King White Bone laughed, "Initially, it was just to give you a hope. What of his ten great deeds of merit? Now he is still nothing but a corporeal mortal!"
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Having said that, Great King White Bone put his hands behind his back, took a step forward, and the countless bones on the mountain responded, as if resurrected, the bones flying up and attaching to his legs. With two steps, a pair of giant's feet emerged, and as he continued forward, countless bones gathered on his body until in a blink of an eye, a skeletal giant thousands of feet tall appeared!
He casually grabbed a part of White Tiger Ridge that was shaped like a human skull, lifted it, and placed it atop his head.
In that moment, Great King White Bone's momentum reached its peak, with wild forces sweeping in all directions!
Great King White Bone opened his mouth wide, and endless deathly energy surged out from the depth of the earth, which he ingested in one gulp, his power climbing once again!
A black cloak unfurled behind him, fluttering in the wind, composed of endless deathly energy, the most yin and evil element in the world.
In that instant, numerous masters opened their eyes, old monsters hidden within various sects stepped out from their seclusion, Bodhisattvas opened their doors, Buddhas opened their eyes, and deities took up arms, each of them frowning in concentration...n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
"Great King White Bone has emerged; I fear another terrible battle is upon us!" someone sighed.
In a certain sect, an unrivaled master suddenly opened his eyes and bellowed, "All disciples heed my order, follow me... to seal off the mountain!"
The group of disciples, who were about to subdue demons and vanquish evils, were almost soaring into the sky with their swords when they stumbled, nearly throwing out their backs.
Not too far away, in a human capital, the human astrologers were observing the stars at night when they saw a large white star colliding directly with the Ziwei Emperor Star, causing them to lose all color in their faces.
The curious disciple beside them asked, "Master, what... what does this star omen mean?"
The astrologer, with a very grim look, responded, "A killing star enters the Ziwei Mansion, great turmoil under heaven, demons running amok, a colossal calamity!"
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Close by, Lady White Bone and the skeletal land god were already shaking with fear, cowering into a ball, not daring to make a sound...
Great King White Bone laughed wildly, "Emperor Ming, you didn't expect this, did you? I, Great King White Bone, am back!
Tremble, be afraid... Hahaha... Today, I will first devour Tang Sanzang, then ascend to the imperial city to take your dog's life!"
With this roar, heaven and earth trembled!
At that cry, the bald man riding the white horse woke up, his head tilting and his eyes bloodshot as he saw Great King White Bone, with all the annoyance of being woken up bursting forth, "Trying to sleep here? You're making such a racket!"