A VR Travel Story That Makes You Want to Be Humiliated

Chapter 20: At That Time, the Imperial Palace (3)

The imperial palace guards are in a slightly unusual position as soldiers.

Because they are responsible for the important task of protecting the residence of the emperor and other members of the royal family, their military power is incomparably stronger than that of ordinary guards.

Enough to have a good fight with a knight under most nobles.

However, as the name suggests, the fact that the status is ultimately that of a guard does not change, so the honor and status are somewhat faded compared to that of a knight.

So why are they satisfied with being a guard instead of becoming a knight even though they have such great skills?

Salary?

Certainly, the salary of the imperial palace guards is high enough to be comparable to that of a viscount knight, not a baron.

In any case, since the workplace is the imperial palace, it is the cost of maintaining confidentiality for information that is inevitably heard while working.

But the position of guard has no future.

The only position that can be promoted is from a guard to a guard captain.

Because he knows a lot of information, he is not allowed to become another noble's subordinate after retirement.

Legally, you can be promoted to the Imperial Knights who use the same imperial palace as their place of business, but are the Imperial Knights 'just enough knights'? It was a law so high that it became unofficial.

Then, going back to the original story, there may be many reasons, but this was the common reason for those who applied to become imperial guards.

It is safe.

When you become a knight, you have to go to war and fight, and sometimes you have to fight monsters.

If you're not careful, you could be sent to the front lines and literally fight until you die of old age or get stabbed to death by a sword.

But what about the imperial palace guards?

If the imperial palace is caught in the throes of war and even the guards are sent to war, all the knights have already lost their lives.

In that situation, even if you run away, your life won't be very long.

Imperial palace guards are a safe occupation, so much so that the last recorded death of an imperial palace guard was an accident.

Safety, high income, living in the capital of the empire, and looking good because you have to be pleasing to the eyes of high-ranking people.

Assuming that he is not a nobleman, there are few marriage partners like him.

Nevertheless, there was a guard who had no lover.

The guard, Barnes, sighed as he came out of the bathroom.

"Why can't I get a lover?"

In fact, she has dated quite a few times. Everyone just ran away not long after.

There were two main reasons why Barnes' lovers ran away.

Because Barnes deep down believed that a lover = possible sex.

She was a woman who was tired of the constant sexual desire and ran away.

And the second reason was because Barnes' genitals were so grotesque.

Even when not excited, it is about the size of a hand span, but when it is erect, it is easily twice that size.

It would have been better if it were just the size.

Her protruding blood vessels were so grotesque that it made you wonder if she would have done this even if she had had surgery on purpose.

There was no woman who could endure the constant use of such things that bothered her day after day. As it was already rumored, she was the reason why Barnes couldn't date.

"Other guys have both legs and three legs, so why am I the only one like this? "

However, due to the nature of such rumors, the person himself does not know. Barnes just grumbled every day.

"Hey. Why are you so late?"

"Ah. Laura. Sorry. "No poop came out at all."

A fellow guard who was waiting for him outside the bathroom frowned at Barnes' low-level words.

Laura was a colleague who was scheduled to guard the emperor's residence with him tonight. To be exact, she was two years her senior.

"You told me not to say things like that, right? I don't know when I'm in the dorm or restroom. At least don't do it while you're at work. What if the nobles hear it?"

"It's okay, it's okay. Who is there on a night like this? "Barei is probably sleeping too."

This was also a joke among the imperial palace guards. It is also time for Baray, who always works overtime, to go to bed. That meant it was late.

"If it becomes a habit to say things like that, you will also say them in front of nobles. "If you keep ignoring what I say, will I tell the captain?"

"Ah. That's foul!"

Even though Barnes was a bad guard, the guard captain was scary.

"Barnes. Should we do that today too?"

While standing on boring night guard in front of the emperor's residence, Laura spoke to her.

"Today?"

"I'm sleepy."

"You were off duty yesterday, right? "What did you do to make you sleepy?"

"It's been a while since I met my lover. "I stayed up all night, but I'm still not tired."

"What kind of woman would you say something like that so casually? "You're saying she doesn't look like a woman."

"What am I? There's nothing good about being seen as a woman by you. Anyway, I'm doing it again today. "Understand, right?"

"Okay, okay. Okay... "

Laura sat down against the wall and lowered her head.

Soon, a small breathing sound is heard. It looks like he was really sleepy.

This is the 'thing' you talk about when working as a night security guard.

Take turns sleeping.

If you get caught, you won't be able to avoid disciplinary action, but there's no way anyone would go out in the middle of the night like this.

Even if there's someone wandering around, it's dark like this, so wake them up when they hear the sound first. It was a trick that I could do because I believed that there would be no problem at all.

"She's pretty when she stays still... "

There won't be anything to do while I'm on guard anyway. Barnes looked at the sleeping Laura.

She doesn't look like a woman, but she is a member of the palace guard who also puts her appearance into consideration.

Of course, that beauty was at a level that was difficult to see anywhere.

Her blonde hair, cut short from her neck, was soft and flowing, making you want to sweep it at least once, and her distinct features had a charm that highlighted her strong vitality.

Her guard armor covered her entire body and obscured her figure, but Barnes, who had been with her for a long time, knew that beneath that armor was a great mind.

'You mean this face was flirting all day yesterday?'

We've been together for several years, but we've never seen a face before.

As she imagined that scene, she could feel her lower abdomen becoming stiff.

"Oh, it hurts."

Just as the breasts of the women's armor were bulging, the men's armor had room for the genitals, but for Barnes, who had large muscles, the only thing he could do was fit his penis before it was erect.

Naturally, whenever she got excited, she would get angry.

'I can't take it off and change its location...' 'What is it?'

Just as she was thinking about it, she snapped. And then there was the sound of the door opening.

Barnes could hear the blood draining from her face. Because she was right next to me.

If someone comes, I can wake them up right away? The door opened right next to me and someone came out, but there was no way that would have happened.

All Barnes could do was remain at attention, even if she was alone.

'Besides, the person coming out of this room is the Emperor, right? I am dead.'

Not only would she be disciplined, but if she wasn't lucky, she might even be kicked out of the guard.

When Barnes was dying inside, the emperor came out of his room and frowned when he saw Laura sleeping.

"Sleeping while working. I guess I'll have to tell the guard captain. No, today might have gone well. You. "What's your name?"

It was only after some time had passed that Barnes realized that he was being called.

"Yes, old! "I am Barnes, a member of the 3rd Division of the Imperial Palace Guard!"

"There is no need to make a loud noise. But, um... "You are that Barnes."

'Those Vans'?

Barnes had no idea what kind of rumor had reached the emperor's ears, so he could only tremble.

"Great. Rather, it would be perfect. Barnes, please come into the room."

"Yes?! "Are you saying that?"

"Didn't you hear me? "Please come in."

He was on duty, but of course the emperor's words were far above the iron rules of guard duty.

Only then did Barnes look at the emperor properly and couldn't believe his eyes.

The emperor was wearing only thin pajamas that clearly revealed the outline of his body.

Since his back was receiving the light from the crystal ball enchanted with light magic in the room, he could clearly see his curved silhouette from his chest to his waist.

"S-sorry!"

Vans' sex drive exploded whenever he saw a woman, but he couldn't do that even in his current situation.

Because he was also a member of the security guard who valued safety.

"Yes? Ah. Okay. Are you okay? I allow you to see me. Please come in."

After hearing the emperor's words as he entered the room, Barnes also ended up entering the emperor's room.

Bedroom of Empress Tyrois.

Even in the vast empire, only the emperor's husband can enter at the moment, and even the crown prince is prohibited from entering after he grows up. In the area of ??Geumnam, Barnes took advantage of the opportunity while the emperor's husband was away on a tour of the front line.〈 Br〉

The emperor's sweet voice reached the ears of Barnes, whose head was bleached from fear.

"Take it off."

Even though my mind was blank, my body still remembered the voice that must be performed. Barnes had taken off his armor before he even realized what he had heard.

Clink, clink.

When Vance finally came to his senses from the metallic sound of the armor hitting the bedroom floor, the armor was no longer there and only the underwear underneath the armor remained.

"Your Majesty?! What to say now... "

Vance, speaking hastily, realized that the emperor's gaze was focused on a certain place.

His penis is erect and is pushing up his underwear.

Anyone could see that he had an erection after seeing the emperor in his pajamas.

As Barnes was wondering how he could commit suicide without causing trouble to his family, he heard an unbelievable word.

"Hmm. It's as great as I heard. Great. Did you say Vans? You. Be my masturbation tool."